i've been procrastinating, thinking that some golden turd is going to come flying out of my ass and voila! i'm a literary superstar!
i've asked for a bit of help with CSS stylings for tabs - that'll be the catalyst to setting this up properly. i have a few design thoughts, particularly on how to lay out the information.
this isn't going to be a personal blog, per se, but a treatise on the adventures of being a dad and how to get from point New to point Great. i think it's absolute bullshit that dad's don't have resources available to them to explain some of the finer points. we're relegated to reading What To Expect When You're Expecting during secret late-night cram sessions after our ladies hit us with the "ok, yeah, i thought my vaginal mucus was getting thicker"...
what the fuck!? gimme that book.
close your eyes and repeat after me:
if you don't read it, it can't happen.
if you don't read it, it can't happen.
if you don't read it, it can't happen.
so it's time to air out the laundry and discuss the things that we're left to figure out for ourselves. what the hell is that black shit in her diaper? is it jacked up to ask the doctor for a Husband Stitch if she's having a cesarian? her cans are HUGE and she won't let me touch them! this is barbarism!
if there are any particular subjects you'd like discussed, please let me know. i figure the best place to start is in the beginning, but i'll need a running list of items to cover. i'd start with the sex, but that'd be too obvious. (P.S. pregnant sex is the shit! and no, the baby can't see your dick.)
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